061110:Dear Mother Nature,
With all due respect to your awesome powers and the abundant waters that you have bestowed upon us, could you and your winter team pack your bags of winter weather and go back to your Northern home?
Seriously, we welcome you and your team ~specifically Mr. Stormy Clouds, Mr. Blustery Winds, Mr. & Mrs. Rain-Snow, and Mr. Jet Stream ~ in the winter time, but check your calendar, ma'am, it's spring! The word 'Spring' means that life is trying to spring up! Flowers are trying to spring, birds are trying to spring, trees are trying to spring, and, well, we're trying to get some work done! (And we know you are busy managing weather all over the world, so should you need proof to our current conditions I have enclosed a photo taken at 6:19 this morning.)
And further more, have you been keeping up on the economy? It's bad enough that consumers are tightening their belts, so must you give them yet another reason not to go on a vacation?
Please go wake up Mr. Sunshine, Mr. Calm Breezes and Mr. Pleasant Evenings. Enough of this fickle work effort. It's time to show up to work permanently for the season. Come this November, we will put out our welcome mat for you and your winter team once again.
Thank you in advance for your efforts and consideration to this dire situation.
Respectfully,
Julie & All the Customers & Fishermen at Topaz Lake RV Park
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Anyone out there have Mother Nature's address?
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